Meccablog September 29, 2007
Posted by dorigo in computers, internet, italian blogs, news, physics, science.5 comments
Just two lines to mention a new entry in my blogroll, Meccablog: the blog of the Mechatronic group in Trento. They discuss automated systems for driving assistence, mechanical studies for LISA, and other research topics about projects their group is involved in. Among the contributors is Mauro Da Lio, a fellow amateur astronomer and the head of the department of mechanical engineering in Trento.
An italian story September 28, 2007
Posted by dorigo in humor, news, science.11 comments
I feel sorry to have to prefer posting on italian politics than on particle physics as I originally planned today, but the occasion is too juicy. What I read on the newspaper Repubblica today shows quite clearly just how “normal” the practice of abuse of office is in my country.
Marzio Strassoldo (see picure, right), a politician elected president of the province of Udine by Forza Italia (Berlusconi’s party) at the last administrative elections, has been sued by Italo Tavoschi, former vice-mayor of Udine, for breach of contract. The contract had been signed by the two politicians 50 days before the elections, on February 2006. It reads as follows (freely translated from italian by yours truly):
“Italo Tavoschi vows to support prof. Strassoldo to the next provincial elections, and he does so by joining a list headed by Strassoldo, by running for election in one or more counties, or in other counties of the territory, at discretion of the president. President Strassoldo promises to offer to Italo Tavoschi, for his personal involvement in the campaign, in case he is elected and thus confirmed as president of the Province of Udine, an administrative mandate, for a minimum duration of three years [...]. Doct. Tavoschi will be granted a gross salary of euro 70,000.00, with retirement contributions paid separately by the Provincia. [...] Signed, Mario Strassoldo and Italo Tavoschi.“
What that means is that Tavoschi used his visibility as a political figure in Udine to “sell” the 420 votes he obtained at the elections to Strassoldo, who was thus re-elected president of the province of Udine. In exchange, he was to be granted a very sweet job - one of those abounding in our sorry country, where you do nothing but collect a paycheck at the end of the month -paid by taxpayers, of course. 70,000 a year is about three times what a researcher makes, to give you a normalization point.
The fact that these two rascals had no shame of signing their names under such a blatantly immoral agreement, and that one of them even had no shame in using the paper to sue the other and thus making it public, speaks volumes on the way they perceive the normality of unlawful practices in public office.
In 1950 Achille Lauro (a shipowner, whose name is more famous for being the one of the ship where Leon Klinghofer was killed by arab terrorists in 1985) offered right shoes to people in Neaples before elections, with the promise of providing the matching left one in case of his victory. It seems things have not changed for good in Italy during these 57 years: at least, Lauro’s shoes were paid with his own money. Strassoldo’s offer means he felt no guilt in promising to waste 210,000 euros of public funds for a small help in getting elected.
The funny thing is the ending: Tavoschi is suing Strassoldo claiming he spent lots of private funds to sustain his electoral campaign, and that he even remained unemployed for several months after the elections in order to be able to accept a mandate which he was never offered. One cannot help feeling for him: he is the real loser in this play.
Oh, and there’s even a funnier detail: Strassoldo’s campaign was underlined by a sentence which aptly pictures him - kudos for having chosen it appropriately:
“The consistency of always doing the region’s interests“ (it: “La coerenza nel fare sempre gli interessi del Friuli”).
Berlusconi did teach the guy well indeed! See his site: www.marziostrassoldo.it .
Trends in global concerns September 27, 2007
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Google trends is a wonderful toy. When I use it I am both happy and angry: happy for the information I receive, angry because it was not created earlier - it only accesses data from 2004 onwards.
I used it today to verify whether my own perception of the concerns about AIDS in our society is correct or biased. I feel the problem of AIDS, the concerns about its diffusion, the prevention campaigns, have all been fading in the background of other “global concerns”: among them the war on terror and global warming, most notably.
In Italy, a recent poll found that 52% of young women use no protection during occasional sexual intercourse. And there in fact seems to be a trend toward avoiding the use of condoms, or using them only towards the end of intercourse, especially among youngsters. What is worse, there seems to be an increase in demand of oral sex by young men, which is mostly performed with no protection.
To me this decline of attention to the prevention of HIV is strikingly at odds with the diffusion of the virus, which to my knowledge is continuing to increase and is literally a pandemic. I was unable to find a more up-to-date graph of global AIDS diffusion (if you know a better source, let me know), but the plot on the left shows a continuing increase, mostly driven by Africa but not confined there.
So let us see what google trends tells us as far as HIV is concerned. A comparison can be made with two other important “global concerns”: global warming, and terrorism. The results are shown below.

The trend of HIV is in blue, that of global warming is in red, and that of terrorism is in yellow. They are plotted from 2004 to end 2007. One can clearly see that the interest in HIV has declined by about 20% in the last three years. Interesting to know that terrorism has also been strongly declining, while in the same period global warming has more than doubled.
I think global warming is indeed a concern, but despite its importance for the future generations, I believe a prevention of AIDS and more attention toward avoiding the spread of that plague is a more pressing issue, and a more direct challenge to humanity in the XXIst century. Italian girls and boys should be taught at school of the danger they face, but unfortunately that is hard to achieve in Italy, where the catholic church still pretends to dictate how to live our life, what to teach our kids, whether women aiming for an assisted fecundation should have the right to check the embryos for genetic malformations, and similar issues.
The catholic church is incapable of understanding the changes in our society and the challenges we face, and instead of claiming a seat at the table where these challenges will be addressed, is manouvering into a fundamentalist position which, eventually, will be the cause of its decline.
Spelling, mr. President ? September 26, 2007
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George W. Bush may not be the smartest person in the United States, but until today one could hope he was at least able to learn a few toponyms and the name of leaders of foreign countries. I know some five-year-olds that can, but hey, they did not have the time to waste their brains with alcohol yet.
Well, no hope is left after the disclosure by mistake of the hardcopy of his speech at the United Nations, which his aides wrote with capitalized inserts to help him pronounce correctly some words he is not familiar with. Here is an image of a page of his personal copy of the speech:

Here are a few of the suggestions for George (source):
- Sarkozy [sar-KO-zee]
- Kyrgyzstan [KEYR-geez-stan]
- Harare [hah-RAR-ray]
- Mauritania [moor-EH-tain-ee-a]
- Khartoum [car- TOOM]
- Mugabe [moo-GAH-bee]
- Caracas [kah-RAH-kus]
Read with me, George: vaf - fan - KOOLOW !
Still going strong September 25, 2007
Posted by dorigo in chess, internet, personal.13 comments
Thanks Carl, who pointed me to a site offering a very nice chess test, I can today brag about my understanding of the game. I took the test - a quite lengthy one, where you have to find the move you would play in 24 different chess positions, with two minutes to spend on each - and I did not really score that bad! Here is the result:

I am flattered… Of course. Because
- I am not a master, but a mere candidate master;
- my rating is in the 2100-2150 range (2275 is the rating of a strong master, in fact).
However, I must say the test is very well done. And, the fact that I got a 10.5/12 on tactics and only 6/12 on positional play accurately pictures my style of play - I am indeed a tactical player-, although I must say that in these tests one is normally driven to finding the most brilliant shot, and thus of the two processors, the one most active in the solver’s brain is the tactical one.
I have not played any strong tournament in more than five years now… Maybe I should organize a comeback!
The killer of Garlasco has a name September 24, 2007
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And after all the mistery might not be such a big deal - it seems a plot we have seen a hundred times:
“
A boy and a girl each living with their parents, toward the ends of university studies. Normal lives, a relationship which does not take off. Maybe he cannot stand to lose her, or maybe he is caught in a furious rage for no reason: it makes little difference. He hits her, and continues to hit her until she lies in a pond of blood.
Then he realizes, he comes to terms with the situation, and exploits some favourable circumstance to put up a resistance against the force of events. He must clean up his traces, leave, build an alibi, think in every possible detail at his position and the scene of the crime.
But he commits a few mistakes. Very small ones, because he is cold-blooded and smart. But really, one does not easily walk away from such a murder scene leaving no traces behind. Whether those traces are enough for the investigators to nail him or not, it is left to chance - but chance does not smile at him, apparently.“
So the story of this homicide seems dramatically simple and common. What was not simple was probably to collect all the traces, the footprints, fingerprints, the deposition of tens of witnesses. A commendable job by the investigators. Alberto Stasi was arrested today after over a month of detective work, analysis of samples, and long questioning sessions, for the murder of Chiara Poggi, his girlfriend.
Chiara was found by Alberto in a bloodbath inside her house after he entered to check why she had not been answering the phone that morning: but Alberto’s shoes were clean, no traces of blood on them. He described her to the police as looking pale: but her face was invisible under blood and hair. He said he had worked at his thesis on his computer for the whole morning: but analysts showed he had only logged on his computer for three minutes. He said that when he decided to check what was going on with her, on the morning when he found her, he had passed over a tall fence: but he had apparently left no traces on it.
All those were just hints. What caused the arrest today was finding Chiara’s blood on the pedals of one of Alberto’s bikes. Alberto had declared he had gone to check on Chiara by car: clean shoes, blood on the bike’s pedals, false testimony ? Curtains. I expect a confession soon, although he might be tough and continue to hold until trial. And of course, he might be innocent, although Occam’s razor seems to be cutting any alternative hypothesis one puts forward.
One last thought: I feel for him. Of course, many would argue that one should rather feel for Chiara’s family. True. But the life which is being wasted today is Alberto’s. If he is found guilty, of course. I feel for a spoiled kid who is taught he deserves everything and burns his fingers the first time he plays with real life. I may be wrong, but the little I heard and read about this story fits the bill.
Z to nothing, H to bees September 24, 2007
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One of the “golden” search channels for standard model Higgs bosons at the Tevatron is provided by the production of a ZH pair, followed by the decay of the Higgs to a pair of b-quark jets, while the Z boson decays to leptons. This associated production process is rare - even more than the production of a WH pair - but the signature may be very distinctive. It is not a surprise, therefore, that CDF and D0 are putting a lot of effort in this search.
Before I discuss it, though, let me digress for a minute, since I want to set the stage for the description of the search by mentioning what determines the rate of production of these bodies in a particle collision.
SOME PRELIMINARIES: VECTOR BOSON PRODUCTION
Even without a H attached, Z boson production is less frequent than W boson production in proton-antiproton collisions. There are two separate factors favoring the latter: it is instructive to consider them for a moment.
The first factor is due to the higher mass of the Z () than the W ($latex M_W=80.398 GeV$ ). More mass means that more energy is required to the colliding quarks within proton and antiproton. The average fraction of the beam energy required to each of the quarks taking part in a boson production is at least
for a W and
for a Z. Now, since it is increasingly unlikely to find quarks in the proton as the energy fraction of the quarks increase, one expects that W’s will be favored, albeit only slightly.
It is the second factor the one which has the largest impact in the production rate of W and Z bosons: the couplings of these particles to quarks are different. A coupling is a number which specifies the probability of a vertex in a subatomic process. Vertices are the points where particles interact: we may picture an electron emitting a photon with a line (describing the propagation of an electron in space-time) making a kink (the vertex), with a wiggly line (the photon) coming out. Or we may picture a Z boson decaying to a muon-antimuon pair as a line ending at a point (the vertex), where two other lines start. By the same token, we may picture a quark-antiquark pair joining at a vertex, where a W or a Z boson line is emitted.
If one looks up in the standard model the vertex coupling and the
vertex coupling, one discovers that they are expressed by the following tough-looking terms:
:
:
You are right: those expressions are tough. They not only involve 4×4 matrices (the symbols); they are complex (gamma matrices are, and
itself is the imaginary unit symbol); and they include several mysterious variables. However, they can be computed by knowing that
is the famous “Weinberg angle”, which can be determined by experiment, and that the
factors are just simple numbers that depend on the structure of the group of symmetry on which the theory is based, SU(2).
Maybe I should just come to the conclusions: W production is three times more “frequent” at the Tevatron than Z production. Quotes are necessary: a W (Z) boson is produced once per three (nine) million 1.96-TeV proton-antiproton collisions, which means about 6 (2) times a second with the full-power of the Tevatron beams.

Now, a question: if the diagrams responsible for vector boson production are those shown on the left (where you should interpret the left black lines as two incoming quarks colliding to make a boson (W, Z or W*, Z*), and the lines exiting on the right as the decay products), and those for associated production with a H boson are those shown on the right, and further, if W to Z production is a factor of three, what will be the relative frequency of WH to ZH production ?
If you answered “three” you guessed about right: the fact that we need far more energy to produce a pair of bosons than we need to produce one alone dumps both processes in more or less the same way (i.e., a lot!). If you answered “it depends on the Higgs coupling to W and Z bosons” instead, you know too much. As a matter of fact, the production factor is the most relevant, and the rest is fundamentally equal: off-shell Z production gets a slight increase by its larger width, and a further small difference is made by the Higgs-vector boson couplings. In the end we get the graph on the left, which shows the cross section for associated production of WH (in blue) and ZH pairs (in green) as a function of the unknown Higgs mass. You can thus see that indeed, the two curves stay ordinately one above the other, keeping a roughly constant factor of two between them. Also, note how the cross section descrease by an order of magnitude as the Higgs mass doubles: you basically go from requesting a total energy above 200 GeV on the left, to 300 GeV on the right. The increase of a factor 1.5 corresponds to a tenfold decrease of the rate, due to the steeply falling probability of finding very energetic quarks in the colliding bodies.
VECTOR BOSON DECAY AND THE FAVORED NEUTRINO COUPLING
So, ZH production is three times less frequent than WH production chez Tevatron. However, there is another factor to count: the Z prefers to decay to neutrinos than to leptons! The same vertex couplings discussed above are responsible, in fact:
Now, since (where $latex Q_f$ is the electric charge of the fermion
), neutrinos have a vector coupling equal to 1/2 (
!), while electrons, muons and taus have an almost vanishing value of
- because
is actually close to 1/4. The decay to neutrinos is thus twice as large!
If one puts things together, the standard model predicts that one every five Z bosons decays to neutrino pairs - thus “vanishing” for all practical purposes; while only one in thirty decays to the striking signature of an electron-positron pair, and the same for muon pairs and tau pairs. The remaining 70% goes to quarks, making jet pairs which are really tough to distinguish from backgrounds.
The bottomline is: Z bosons are easy to see when they decay to electron or muon pairs, but that comes at a price - a smaller rate. If one could “see” the invisible decay, instead, one would get a much larger rate!
SEARCHING FOR ZH PRODUCTION
How to see Z decays to neutrinos ? They escape our detector unseen. Still, they collectively carry away the momentum originally imparted to the produced Z boson. Is that a sufficient signature of the escaping ghost ?
The answer is -as with most quantum processes- yes and no. If ZH production happened “at threshold” all of the time, with both produced bosons created and decaying at rest in the laboratory, we would be done for: zero missing momentum to measure. But that is not the case: despite the fact that a production of two massive bodies already requires a lot of center-of-mass energy (which ultimately is paid by the colliding quarks, as we have discussed above), you can expect a large fraction of the produced Z bosons to carry away a sizable amount of transverse momentum.
Momentum transverse to the beam direction of a “vanishing” Z can be detected by adding up vectorially the transverse momentum of all other particles detected in the collision. One thus obtains what is called “missing Et”. A large value of missing Et means that something has escaped the detector unseen: an a decay is as good an hypothesis as another -if we forget the rarity of producing Z bosons.
The analysis performed by CDF uses 1.7/fb of collisions - 100 trillions of them. A trigger selects online events with a roughly-measured missing Et above 25 GeV, and two jets. The missing Et cut is then perfected offline after careful corrections, and is tightened to 50 GeV to reduce backgrounds coming from mismeasured hadronic jets in QCD multijet events.
A peculiarity of this analysis is that events with identified electrons or muons are explicitly rejected. This is a quite uncommon procedure in hadron collisions, where electron and muon signatures are worth their weight in gold. In this case, though, the presence of missing Et - a possible product of a single escaping neutrino rather than two from the Z - makes the sample enriched with leptonic W decays, which have to be rejected (they belong to the WH search and are considered in a separate analysis anyway).
Finally, the Higgs decay is characterized by requesting that the two jets contain a loose b-quark tag or one of them contains a tight b-tag. I have explained elsewhere what b-tagging is, but in short, if you find evidence that a particle within the jet decayed after traveling a few millimeters from the interaction point, you are likely looking at a jet originated from b-quarks.
The b-tagging requirement rejects most backgrounds, but a check that event rates are understood as the sum of all the contributing processes is still needed. It is provided by an event count in two distinct “control regions”, which are known to be depleted of any signal contamination, and are mostly populated by QCD backgrounds (the first) and electroweak production (the second).
In the first control region things are well understood both in rate and in shape of several kinematic variables. For instance, you can see in the plot below the distribution of the azimuthal angle between missing Et vector and the direction of the leading jet for experimental data (black points) and the sum of contributing processes: QCD (in green) dominates the rate, since the missing Et is due to a jet which was badly undermeasured, making leading jet and missing energy almost back-to-back, as if missing Et were signalling the direction of the second jet (shown are events with one tight b-tagged jet).

In the second control region are collected events discarded from the main selection because they contained a well-identified electron or muon. Here backgrounds are a much better balanced mixture of different processes, as is evident in the plot below, showing the distribution of the invariant mass of the two leading jets (shown are events with one tight b-tag):

The largest background is top pair production (in blue), which produces leptons, missing energy, and jets with b-tags. However, a sizable contribution is also due to W boson production (yielding both a lepton and missing Et) associated to b- or c-quarks (in purple). The experimental data is shown with black points with error bars.
Once this check enforces the belief that the data is well understood, in rate and content, as the sum of several processes, the signal selection is tightened to make the signal more prominent, if one exists. The missing Et cut is raised to 70 GeV, killing most of the remaining QCD background, and the leading jet is required to have transverse energy exceeding 60 GeV. Also, the missing Et vector is required to point away from the jets, and its magnitude must be larger than 45% of the total transverse energy of all measured bodies participating in the event.
The event yield is then compared to expectations. In the single tag sample 443 events are observed, when the sum of background would predict 403.5 +-60.1; in the double tag sample 51 events are found, whereas backgrounds account for 39.9+-6.1. In both instances, more events are observed than predicted, but the most likely explanation is a fluctuation (less than 1-sigma difference in single tags, less than 2-sigma in double tags): statistically, such an occurrence happens three times in a hundred.
The dijet mass distribution in the two samples is shown in the plots below, where as usual experimental data is represented by black points with error bars, and backgrounds have a color code explained in the legend. A signal of ZH production (with ) 10-times larger than what is predicted by the standard model would contribute to the plots with a normalization and shape shown by the black histogram.

Above, the single b-tagged sample. The largest contribution here is due to QCD events with heavy flavor production.

Above, the double b-tagged sample. Here backgrounds are smaller, and funnily enough, a spike -a totally insignificant one at that, but still a spike- at about 120 GeV is visible in the data.
Finally, of course, the limit. As has become standard, the computed limit to the rate of production of the searched process is convered in a “times SM rate”, which tells that “CDF excluded a Higgs boson production with an anomalous rate exceeding by N times the standard model predicted rate, at 95% confidence level“.

The limit is shown above, as a function of the Higgs mass. The black line is the observed limit at 95% CL, while the dotted line is what CDF expected to be doing with the analysis and the available data: the result is 2-sigma away from expectations because the observed rate is higher than backgrounds… In any case, the exclusion is not placing direct bounds on the mass range where a Higgs boson may exist according to CDF data, but this result, combined with all the others from different channels and techniques performed by CDF and D0, may eventually start to do just that.
We receive and gladly publish… September 23, 2007
Posted by dorigo in humor, italian blogs, language, personal, politics.27 comments
My recent account of Beppe Grillo’s “V-day” spurred an inspired reader and a friend - Jeff - to leave a comment that is too good to be left in the comments section there. So I gladly elect it to a post. The fact that Jeff and I have different political views, and that nonetheless I agree almost totally with what he writes below, speaks volumes on how italian society can’t be changed by just changing our government…
Dear Massimiliano! [Jeff is answering another comment - TD]
When I say “target” the italian I fear you do not know what I mean. I think Grillo should say “va fan culo” to italians:
- to italians that keep their own homes clean but throw trash everywhere else, VA FAN CULO;
- for italians that abuse their god damn cell phones, VA FAN CULO;
- to italians that drive and speak on their god damn call phones, VA FAN CULO;
- to italian parents that buy god damn cell phone to their small children, VA FAN CULO;
- to italians that go dancing only way after midnight and stay up for many hours wasting health, money and frequently their lives and the lives of others, VA FAN CULO;
- to italians that make needless noise and confusion, that speak too loud at bars and restaurants, VA FAN CULO;
- to italians that drive needlessly fast, pass you on tight streets only to be found a couple hundred meters stopped ahead at a red street light, VA FAN CULO;
- to italian motorcyclists that think they are entitled to break all driving laws and actually feel they are good drivers and are unjustly misunderstood, VA FAN CULO;
- to italian mothers that dress their small daughters like hookers, VA FAN CULO;
- to italians that never sit in their assigned places on Eurostar trains, VA FAN CULO;
- to italians that speak just to show off their rheotoric but really don’t have anything to say, VA FAN CULO;
- to italians that speak, read, think too much about soccer, VA FAN CULO;
- to italians that pretend to be more that what they are, VA FAN CULO;
- to italians that know how to say many smart quotes in latin or greek, but don’t know how to say anything original, VA FAN CULO;
- to italians that suck up to the powerful and stab in the back everyone else, VA FAN CULO;
- to italians that spend enormous amounts of money for their looks, VA FAN CULO;
- to italians that think they are “hot”, VA FAN CULO;
- to young and not so young italian women that have tatoos on their lower backs, VA FAN CULO;
- to italian women that only wear very low waist pants, VA FAN CULO;
- to young and not so young italian narcisistic men that are worse than than their female counter parts, VA FAN CULO;
- to italians that still don’t know a second language, VA FAN CULO;
- to italians that read stupid magazines but have never read a novel, VA FAN CULO;
- to italians that think they are special because they come from a country that contributed many times to world heritage but in fact the only thing that is special about them is that they shame Italy, VA FAN CULO!
Search engine terms this week September 22, 2007
Posted by dorigo in games, humor, internet, language, personal.7 comments
I think I have not reported for a while on the funniest, the strangest, most revealing, or just dumb combinations of words people used in search engines to get the coveted price of accessing this site. Here is a pout-pourri of the latest ones:
- “big plastic duck on the road”: do I have any idea of why this guy was looking for that ? Nope. Do I have a vague idea of how could he end up in my site ? Well, I wrote of plastic ducks once, but they were small.
- “coglione translation”: funny how one writes a post, and then it becomes a reference forever (I get hits from that search every week). Yes, I did discuss the word, when it was uttered by our Prime Minster (luckily he no longer holds that charge).
- “men are assholes”: Agreed. But I think the person (I presume a woman) was looking for some confirmation, to which I once provided my contribution here (although I do not any more stand by the emotive tirade I pulled in that post).
- “I hate sexist men”: good, and I do not blame you for that. Only, stay away from here then. I have been marked as one, and there’s no turning back.
- “lisa randall + private life”: Hmmm. Maybe “= mind your own business” ?
- “green and yellow frogs”: Oh, funny. I did write about green frogs. It was a post discussing how Paris Sphicas explained some details of the inner workings of the CMS trigger system at a meeting.
- “blowjob”: Darn. I deny having ever used that word here. No, I’m serious. I swear!… Hmmm. Ok. Here and here. But I have excuses for both instances. Honest!
Beppe Grillo attacks September 21, 2007
Posted by dorigo in Blogroll, internet, italian blogs, news, politics.28 comments
Since everybody seems to have an opinion about Beppe Grillo these days, I cannot subtract myself from joining the crowd. So here are some thoughts, which I put together after seeing on public italian TV a talk-show, “Annozero”. Annozero is anchored by Michele Santoro (see picture below), formerly one of those journalists and comedians who Berlusconi fired from public television with his famous “bulgarian edict”, and who has now returned to his original job after winning a lawsuit against his employer.
Yesterday Santoro broadcast parts of the show Grillo organized in Piazza Maggiore, in the heart of Bologna, on September 8th - the “Vaffa-day” -, and discussed the event and the ensuing reactions in the italian political arena.
If you do not have an idea of what I am talking about, let me set the stage by telling you who Beppe Grillo is. Beppe is an italian comedian who once used to base many of his comical jokes on italian politicians and their misdemeanors. He was banned from television a long time ago, after his satire bit the flesh of the Socialist party led by the late Bettino Craxi (on the right in the picture below with his longtime friend Silvio Berlusconi), then Prime Minister, in one of his television shows. The pun was something like this:
Craxi and Martelli - his protege’ - are in China for a visit. Martelli asks his master in disbelief: “So here everybody’s a socialist? But then whom can they steal money from?“.
Despite the ban by Craxi and his socialist longa manus, Grillo continued to work as a comedian, adding to the focus on corrupt politicians other themes like civil battles against pollution, exploitation of the workforce, the corrupt financiary system and its frauds, and similar issues.
Then, a few years ago Beppe opened a blog. It was at once a huge success, and the site is now visited more than a million times per month (according to www.technorati.com the site is the 12th blog worldwide).
One of the battles Grillo has been fighting most ardently is directed against politicians and the system of parties in Italy - which after 1992 and the resulting scandals dubbed “Tangentopoli” (bribery town) have not really changed for better. He spotted 25 members of the italian parliament who have been sentenced for misdemeanors or crimes, and still sit there and collect a hefty paycheck at the end of the month. Grillo proposes a law which would
- prevent any citizen found guilty by a court of law to sit in the parliament;
- prevent members of the parliament from being elected more than twice;
- enforce that candidates to the parliament are chosen directly by the citizens with their vote, as opposed to today’s practice of being determined by party leaders.
Beppe proceeded to organize a “V-day” on September 8th, when events were scheduled in gatherings throughout Italy to collect signatures (50,000 are needed to propose a law to the parliament). He held a show in Bologna, and 300,000 signatures were actually collected - not more, for lack of forms.
By the way, the meaning of “V-day” is “vaffanculo-day”, where vaffanculo is a quite common vulgar exclamation one directs to anybody who pisses one off. Literally, ”vaffanculo” is an invitation to sodomy: “go f*** in the ***”, sometimes followed by a suggestion on who should be the recipient of the courtesy. Quite insulting, but Italy is a country where the widespread use of trivialities has strongly reduced their effect: as an example, you can easily hear that very word spelled out from a driver to a police agent who stops the car in the traffic, without the offender being dragged to jail in handcuffs. And recently, in fact, a court of law has determined that the word “vaffanculo” is usable without fear of being sued.
The aftermath of the V-day in these past two weeks has been a huge debate. Most politicians and party leaders were wary of directly attacking the comedian, fearing that their declarations would backfire negatively in their public image, and they responded by claiming Grillo’s attacks were mostly directed against their opponents. Instead, a large troop of journalists was sent forward to engage battle. Grillo was accused by the press of preparing a descent in the arena with a political movement, despite his repeated confirmation of his loathe for the current system and the will to stay where he is. He was also accused of insulting the memory of Marco Biagi, an economist who helped write a controversial law on job regulations, who was killed by red brigatists in 2002 - but Grillo had never actually attacked directly Biagi, although he had strongly criticized the outcome of the law. Grillo answered the accusation with several resounding “vaffanculo”, and was not deterred.
Nothing too upsetting. Lately, however, the debate has turned bad. Mauro Mazza, the director of the public TV channel “RAI 2″, went on air during lunchtime news with the following message:
“We heard him even now, he proceeds with insults, heavy accusations, bad words. It is the Beppe Grillo phenomenon, started not by accident with a colossal ‘f*** ***’ sent to several recipients. Many have talked of neo-qualunquism, maybe even to exorcise the danger. But what would happen if one day, out of the blue, a madman, a deranged person, heard those accusations against Jack or Jane and suddenly, on a bad day, pulled the trigger ? Once in Italy there were those so-called “bad masters” who pointed as an enemy to a Police inspector, a reporter, a judge, and it happened, unfortunately, that somebody, crazy or not, went and pulled the trigger, and sometimes killed. Nowadays we do not have any more, fortunately, good or bad masters. We have evidently some sorcerer’s apprentice, though. History -it is said- is once tragic, but when it repeats itself it becomes a farce. But what would happen if there was a reversed path, from farce to tragedy? What would happen if one morning, a bad morning, somebody heard these insults, these bad words against Jack or Jane, suddenly pulled the trigger ?”
Original version:
“Lo abbiamo sentito anche adesso, va avanti a colpi di insulti, di accuse pesantissime, di male parole. E’ il fenomeno Beppe Grillo, non a caso nato con un colossale ‘vaffa’ indirizzato con più destinazioni, con più destinatari. Molti hanno parlato di neoqualunquismo, forse anche per provare a esorcizzare il pericolo.
Ma cosa accadrebbe se un giorno all’improvviso, un pazzo, uno squilibrato, ascoltate quelle accuse contro Tizio o Caio all’improvviso, un brutto mattino premesse il grilletto? Una volta in Italia c’erano i cosiddetti ‘cattivi maestri’ che additavano come nemico un commissario di Polizia, un giornalista, un magistrato e accadeva, purtroppo, che qualcuno pazzo o meno andasse, premesse il grilletto e qualche volta uccidesse. Oggi non abbiamo più, per fortuna, maestri cattivi né buoni.
Abbiamo qualche apprendista stregone, evidentemente. La Storia - si dice - una volta tragica quando concede repliche diventa una farsa. Ma cosa accadrebbe se ci fosse un percorso inverso, dalla farsa alla tragedia?
Cosa accadrebbe se un mattino, un brutto mattino, qualcuno, ascoltati quegli insulti, quelle male parole contro Tizio o contro Caio, premesse un grilletto all’improvviso?”
I think this is way over the top. The director of a public network using prime time on the daily news to accuse a comedian of prodding criminal acts is covering himself of ridicule, in my humble opinion. I am not denying that he might, in some universe, turn out one day to have actually been a prophet: but unless Grillo says “that person should be shot in the butt”, you cannot denounce him of instigating a terrorist act.
The funniest thing, to me, is the reaction of Grillo to the intervention of Mazza. He reacted by saying “maybe one day somebody will, in fact, shoot Mazza in the butt”. It takes some sang froid, but I guess Mazza got what he aimed for.